On the windiest day of the year, we trekked over to Chelmsford. Sarah put herself up for captain, won the toss (shocker), and off we went.

⚽ Goal 1: Kirsty with a run, slip to Ashlie, tidy finish. Easy.
⚽ Goal 2: Chaos in the D – could’ve been Ellie, Kirsty, Ashlie, or maybe their defence. We’ll take it.
⚽ Chelmsford replied with a short corner… marking could’ve been tighter (understatement).
⚽ Goal 3 (MoM Kendall): Absolutely leathered one from a short corner. Was it a shot? Was it a fluff? Don’t care, it went in.
Coach Bill at half time: “5 mins good, 5 mins bad” – story of our lives.
⚽ Goal 4 (Kate): Textbook thunderbolt from the top. Chef’s kiss.
Kendall then got carded for being too sassy (allegedly… zero stick contact).
⚽ Chelmsford sneaked another, playing the advantage well.
⚽ Goal 5: Kendall launched it from defence to Ashlie, who combined grace, power, and pure rage to smash bottom left.

Final score: 5–2 win. Mic drop ?