M6 match report, generated by AI and poorly checked by Simon!

There once was a Southendian side,
Whose attacking play filled them with pride.
Through the fog and the sun,
They had plenty of fun,
As Upminster struggled to stem the tide.

Russ came on after ten, what a sight,
And deflected home a goal with delight.
Arran added a second,
Then Ethan made three,
With the M6s in control by half-time's reprieve!

The rebounds flew here, there and everywhere,
With Arran, Will and Ethan causing despair.
Tim and Baden broke through,
While the back four pushed too,
And Upminster struggled to find an answer there.

The second half brought passing sublime,
With the M6s controlling the time.
Neil and Simon got fit,
Roderic finished with wit,
And all played in excellent spirit and rhyme!

So here's to the lads, six goals? No, three
! A fine 3–0 victory, as you can see.
On the seventh of November,
A day to remember,
Old Southendian's six took the victory!

Congrats to Will on a well deserved man of the match performance.